REBLOG IF YOU LOVE JACK QUAID AND THEN EVERYONE...
everlarkacy: that-crazy-capitol-citizen: But really, how could you not love this marvelous being
Dashboard: "200 THINGS YOU CAN PUT IN MY ASK! PLEA-"
5 Signs Humans Are Still Evolving
mentalflossr: Sign #1: We’re losing our wisdom teeth.
English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Portuguese: Eu te amo/Eu amo-te
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
heyfunniest: remember when raven ate those mushrooms that she was allergic to
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis? That’s my favorite part of reading.
The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a...
Things Alexander Ludwig taught me:
geeissocoollike: Liv’ it up stay crispy.
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
stantlersquad asked: hey bro! (: Thanks for being so lovely to me :')