May 2012
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Young People: FUCK THE POLICE! FUCKING PIGS! I HATE THE POLICE!
Young People in trouble: OH GOD! OFFICER! THANK GOD I FOUND YOU!
May 1st
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me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
me: no
May 1st
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Q: How do you know if one of your friends is a vegan?
A: Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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April 2012
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Apr 30th
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WatchWatch
Harry Potter in 99 Seconds. ALWAYS REBLOG
Apr 30th
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Day 10: Peeta or Gale
PEETA!!! hahahaha oh my god the fact that this is even a question makes me laugh. First, lets talk about the characters. Gale is such a little bitch. If he is so “in love” with Katniss, then why, for the love of God, did he wait for her to be picked in the reaping, somehow survive, and wait for another guy to fall in love with her to tell her? He was friends with her for years...
Apr 30th
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things i havent heard of: closing the goddamned door
Apr 30th
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only 5 more until my next hundred...
PEOPLE FOLLOW HIM!!!! literally the greatest blog I follow <3
Apr 29th
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STOP SCROLLING. I love you and I hope your day is going well. OKAY. CONTINUE.
Apr 29th
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Josh years from now
Josh's son: Dad I have something to tell you..
Josh: Yeah?
Josh's son: So I was at school and well, I have a crush on someone...
Josh: Wait... do you mean like another boy?
Josh's son: Well, I-
Josh: Because son, it's perfectly okay.
Josh's son: But dad-
Josh: In fact, it's more than okay.
Josh's son: You're not listening to-
Josh: And I love you regardless son, no matter who you love.
Josh's son: Can I just-
Josh: But I hope it's your best friend, because I totally ship you two.
Josh's son: Wait what
Josh: Yeah, you two would be great together. I mean he sleeps over at the house all the time, might as well have sex with him, am I right?
Josh's son: What the hell? Dad, I'm straight.
Josh: Oh...
Josh's son:
Josh:
Josh's son:
Josh: Well I guess that's okay too.
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Before I watched the Hunger Games I was in love...
butimnottheenemy: After I watched it my new goal in life was to marry Cato.
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Day 9: Your favorite quote
Peeta: So what happens when we get back?  Katniss: I don’t know. I guess we try to forget.  Peeta: But I don’t wanna forget. Peeta is SO SWEET!!! I just wanna hug him and love him forever. No matter what he went through in the arena. All the blood, sweat, and death that he saw, he didn’t want him and Katniss to lose the connection that they had, even if all the bad stuff...
Apr 29th
friend: I miss my boyfriend.
me: So do I.
friend: He calls me princess.
me: He calls me fan.
me: Sometimes fans like ... plural.
me: So he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
me: It's Josh.
friend:
me: I mean Liam.
friend:
me: Alexander.
friend:
me:
friend: I have to go.
Apr 29th
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ocean life →
expectation: reality:
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someone on tumblr: I like that band too
me: omfg what lets be best friends I love you bby unf
someone at my school: I like that band too
me: hahahah, no you you don't fuck you what's your favorite song by them huh what's your favorite picture of one of them sleeping? name all of their albums and the date they released them. none of them will ever love you.
Apr 29th
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Effie: Hey I just reaped you
Effie: And this is crazy
Effie: Don't stab that table
Effie: It is mahogany
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Day 8: The character you are most like
Haymitch It took me SO LONG to come up with this. I had everything else set up in my queue, until this, waiting for me. There is no character that I am completely like in any way, but I think my way of thinking if very similar to Haymitch. I have a “fuck it” attitude, not letting anyone phase me. That is, until I meet someone that i click with, or find something that I care a lot...
Apr 28th
Apr 27th
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my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
Apr 27th
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peetathepainter: i’m so confused as to why Alexander Ludwig was playing volleyball in pink shorts and kitty ears oh my god, ^^ me every time that photo set comes up in my Alexander Ludwig tag
Apr 27th
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Day 7: A scene that made you cry
The District 11 Salute Ughh. Even looking at this picture makes me get a lump in my throat. I knew that Rue was going to die. I read the books so I knew when and how so I mentally prepared myself when I saw her in the net. So I could contain my sobs during that part. But I did not expect how sincere District 11s reaction to their fallen little girl, and Katniss who tried so hard to keep her...
Apr 27th
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
*takes photo*
me: oh thats why
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Day 6: A scene that made you laugh
The apple shooting scene. Cliche, I know. Everyone in the theater thought it was hilarious. (Granted it was, but people were like, dying of laughter) I think I may have been at a disadvantage though, because I was expecting that moment and knew it was coming. This scene didn’t make me laugh in a “Oh! haha she almost killed them!” kind of way. It was more like a “She...
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yeah-dave: When life gets you down, remember: At least you’re not Shahrukh!
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"AHAHA IS IT ANYTHING LIKE COMMUNITY!? YOU KNOW...
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Was your High School experience full of random musical numbers.
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Day 5: Your favorite fight/battle scene
Katniss’ Race from Death I wasn’t sure at first if this would count as a “battle scene” but then I thought otherwise. This scene is absolutely a battle scene, and probably the most intense of them all. This was one of the only scenes in the movie that really portrayed the Capitol against the tributes, which is what the real battle was overall. Everyone focuses on 24...
Apr 25th