May 2013
65 posts
pizzaforpresident:
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
unjolras:
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
When I try to recreate a super cool dance move I...
whatshouldbetchescallme:
alltimeboners:
if u sing along to fall out boy there’s probably a 3% chance ur actually singing the right lyrics
ispeakineloquently:
fudgeflies:
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
tardisheart:
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
odgehog:
sherlockedforwho:
taintedhumor:
this is my blogging face
I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like
I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.
theshirelock:
if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
batwoman:
WOW DO YOU EVER JUST THINK ABOUT SOMEONE THAT’S REALLY CUTE OR WHATEVER AND JUST START GRINNING AND HIDE YOUR FACE IN YOUR PILLOW
stealinyoman:
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
skscraper:
OH MY GOD JUST FOUND THIS ON FACENBOOK I JUST
sararye:
remember when joe was feeling down so darren flew him out to london
queenlaqueefuh:
and i stumbled among these nice whyt gurls
then i saw them again
me: on tumblr
me: clicks video
me: please be fuckin youtube
iloveartemus:
vincereauimori:
mrsmelchiorgabor:
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
Yes we are making fun if them in advance.
