if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
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If you didn’t use to want Lizzie McGuire’s hair, you are a fucking liar.
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LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
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my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
(Source: pansypunx, via unhurriedheart)
Can never not reblog this.
(Source: a-knack-to-vivify, via itseasytoremember)
